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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
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Mouse

What Karen Smith is for Halloween.
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
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Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.
Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?
by xximoria March 30, 2020
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Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.
stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
by ZimSchola February 6, 2020
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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Minsal Mouse

Minsal it kinda sounds like a mouse
That minsal mouse is huge
by Tryckery August 29, 2025
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grey mouse

Woman that lookswise typically flies under the radar and doesn't use her potential. This can be intentional or by accident.
"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."
by captainmoregain November 24, 2025
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