A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 06, 2024
by TehYoyleVideoEditor May 15, 2022
Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
by mkunga May 04, 2023
by Andy Andy October 28, 2019
Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.
Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.
With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.
by Iskifast March 20, 2024