mesther

A guy and girl who have next to nothing in common's couple name. Especially referring to two people who are not together.

Bruh look at mesther over there snorting cocaine.

by Ancientpassword December 27, 2021

MeatySpoge

Cum as viscose as toxic sludge.

Wow you've got some MeatySpoge.

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Mesky

Mean and sassy way

She’s been acting really mesky recently

by djsnsnn April 10, 2022

Messy moment

When a person smears diarrhea all over

I had such a messy moment yesterday

by Tjklkj May 8, 2022

mestolo

A powerful tool italian moms use to beat their children

"Ti tiro un mestolo in testa"

by Oxyyyyyy May 17, 2022

messy

Used to describe a toxic romantic relationship, usually involving cheating and trust issues.

Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.

by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022