mestolo

A powerful tool italian moms use to beat their children

"Ti tiro un mestolo in testa"

by Oxyyyyyy May 17, 2022

messology

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology

Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.

by todtv October 27, 2011

Metology

n. the condition of being a diehard New York Mets fan. Basically, a person in Metology will defend to the death the Mets. Metologists can't stand anything degrading against their team. The opposite of Metology is Yankisism.

Yankist: Did you see the game last night?
Metologist: What game?
Yankist: The one where those stupid ass Mets lost. I was rolling.
Metologist: What the fuck did you just say, you damn Yank!
Yankist: You got Metology don't you?

by crazystrangesmart March 31, 2009

mestopoliosis

A rare disease that causes swelling of only the abdominal region and not the legs.

She has mestopoliosis, her stomach is fat.

by Terisa Lafonda October 23, 2008

Mesoloras

Chartreuse pants wearing sarcastic sexy lady with a witty, charming personality and an insane intellect and a ridiculously vast abyss of useless knowledge. One with this last name would be a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.

That girl I met last night was Mesoloras. Damn!!!

by Mr. hombre February 9, 2010

mestomorphises

The correct spelling for m3tamorphosis

Yo bro Dart went through mestomorphises so hes cooler than Yurtle

Nigga what? Its spelled metamorphosis

Nah but like the Carti song frat kid cudi

Ohhh shit your right

by mestomorphises June 9, 2022

Direct messology

The study of sliding into persons DM's and the first impression of two subjects.

Dmitricus Fields teaches his class Direct Messology to avoid awkward conversations.

by Azazels Autumm October 31, 2021