Messisteve

Unable to be offboarded, also known as a god in skyblock

Holy shit is that MESSISTEVE???
Messisteve is so cool
Why can I not offboard messisteve
How is Messisteve still here

by notmessisteve:3 August 16, 2025

Messianistic

Messianistic (adj.)
Referring to an individual who believes they embody or are a modern incarnation of a divine or savior-like figure, such as Jesus Christ. This belief often stems from perceived parallels between their life experiences and those of the religious figure, leading them to see themselves as a source of spiritual or societal transformation. A Messianistic person is typically revered and adored by a devoted following, often to the point of cult-like worship, while simultaneously being despised or misunderstood by others, evoking feelings of persecution or martyrdom, akin to those associated with historical figures like Christ.

"Throughout history, figures with Messianistic characteristics have inspired both fervent devotion and vehement opposition, creating a profound impact on their followers and society at large."

"The patient displayed strong Messianistic tendencies, often speaking of himself as a divinely chosen individual, misunderstood by society but destined to lead a transformative movement."

by DaSickest2(Eva)DoIt October 11, 2025

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021

Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021