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MateoAndresen

A term used to describe people who aquire little to no physical contact with people of the female gender (Also known as "The act of getting no bitches"). These people often attempt the usage of pick me strategies with the hope of getting success. (it rarely works tho).
Damn my guy, you really messed up your chances with that girl. You are truly a MateoAndresen
by MasculineMustacheAndGlassesMan November 29, 2022
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Mathematician

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.
Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th
Mateo bocceli dead at 25
by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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Mathewson

SIMPLY THE BEST FATHER. he will love his family more than anything else. He is responsible and a sensitive man. Always cheerful and can lighten the room at any point of time.
One of a MATHEWSON
by Yumma gumma February 13, 2023
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Mathew

Mathew is a Christian name meaning “gift from god” generally they are really good looking and well endowed. They are also know for their fishing skills.
Mathew is a fishing god
by Fishing Legend February 14, 2023
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mathei

A Mathei. Zariah knows a Mathei, consult Zariah
Mathei, hi
by zzariah February 19, 2023
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