Matthew Rose- the guy who looks like he's 40-50 and has the personality of a teen
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
by Giogrefi August 1, 2023
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Get the shit mate mug.a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.
Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"
by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009
Get the Lo Mataron mug.(n.) A Houston voice actor who does a lot of anime work. He's not the most poular guy, but that's fine. Some of his roles include characters in Clannad, Orphen, Saiyuki and Canaan.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.
You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.
You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.
Newlywed's Sister: How is your new husband?
Newlywed: He's a total David Matranga.
Casting Director: I need an actor who is hot, talented and chock full of every kind of awesome.
Assistant: You need David Matranga.
Newlywed: He's a total David Matranga.
Casting Director: I need an actor who is hot, talented and chock full of every kind of awesome.
Assistant: You need David Matranga.
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“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”
by Skudworth February 4, 2012
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Incest math problem #1: Your son is your brother. Who did you fuck?
Incest math problem #2: You had sex with your aunt who is also your grandmother. What would your daughter be?
Incest math problem #3: There is an orgy at the Smiths house. Jacky and Jamie are twins. Jacky doing Jimmy who is their dad and uncle and and Jamie is doing John, her little brother and grandson. Jordana is doing her cousin who is her grandson and her 2nd uncle. She is also Jacky's mom. Justin is the great grandfather and the brother of John, and he knocks up Jamie who is his cousin. Jester the dog is doing the couch pillow. Explain the whole thing.
Incest math problem #2: You had sex with your aunt who is also your grandmother. What would your daughter be?
Incest math problem #3: There is an orgy at the Smiths house. Jacky and Jamie are twins. Jacky doing Jimmy who is their dad and uncle and and Jamie is doing John, her little brother and grandson. Jordana is doing her cousin who is her grandson and her 2nd uncle. She is also Jacky's mom. Justin is the great grandfather and the brother of John, and he knocks up Jamie who is his cousin. Jester the dog is doing the couch pillow. Explain the whole thing.
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I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
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