Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011

Co-Monger

A annoying person. Trying to join in a conversation. A total disrespectful person.

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!

by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.

Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!

by translantic01 June 28, 2011

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

Media monger

One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.

Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016

meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet

Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today

by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016