Mercado

Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.

Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)
Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.

by LaLa Peeps August 11, 2008

meredith

Women named Meredith are enigmatic. They are extremely intelligent but have a tendency to act amazingly stupid. They have loads of factual knowledge but little knowledge of the "ways of the world." There two varieties of Merediths. One variety encompasses the Merediths who use their intelligence to act pure and innocent but soon the truth of their scandalous side comes out. The other variety of Merediths are truly innocent. Decipher which type is which at your own peril.

Don't let Meredith fool you; she seems stupid but she knows exactly what she's doing.

Meredith is literally too good to be true.

by Jackson Orion October 13, 2006

Merch

Usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.

I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.

Merch it he just kissed that hoe.

I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.

by Chiraq December 9, 2012

merideaniam

a dusty expression used so long ago, that only your ancient history teacher would use

Meridean: ... and believe you me, James if you don't know what that means then put it in your pipe and smoke it, and if you don't know what that means it's: if the boot fits wear it, and if you don't know what that means....

Anthony: so james i heard she pulled out the merideaniams on ya

James: ya, everything from soup to nuts!

by avmsinator December 10, 2008

mercasou

A unique carnivorous mammal that can be found deep in the western suburbs of Illinois. Characterized by a rough, spiky exterior and its ability to impersonate other mammals like it which it does due to a feeling of inferiority and lack of self-confidence. The male mercasou is near extinction due to its innate characteristic that repels its female species.

The other day National Geographic had a special on the mercasou...did you know that it is actually white on the outside but black on the inside?

by Skinny face August 15, 2008

merlinate

(v) to merlinate; to epicly own; to be simply amazing at life in general

1) "Prepare to get MERLINATED."

2) "I'm going to merlinate you so hard you'll have been merlinated!"

by Farrahness May 5, 2009

Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010