The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!
лекси: why is your bf so cute?
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
by fiohri July 17, 2023
Get the Danny Matthews mug.1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
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