Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011

Lunch of Shame

Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday

Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?

Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover

by RayLay23 February 23, 2012

Lunchini

The act of having Martini's for Lunch.

"I'm eating light today, maybe just a Lunchini."
"Let's discuss that over Lunchini today"

by STX620 February 8, 2013

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

Lunchin' Out

Laughing uncontrollably. Possibly while stoned.

Oh my god, look at Terry. Dudes straight lunchin' out on the cat.

by IPoise December 23, 2014

lunch in the South

Code for eating ass.

"Yo, if I was dating Nicki Minaj, I'd always eat lunch in the South."
"Me, too, bro, me too.

by RebelDroomzyD January 31, 2015

lunchtails

Having beers or cocktails at and or for lunch with friends while catching up with the latest gossip!!

Hey!! We are all meeting up for Lunchtails!! What's your favorite drink???

by NEBRASKAN8 March 31, 2015