locked tight

Oh shit. Getting someone pregnant, locked in a relationship due to impregnating a female

Synonyms: super gluing, jizmimg, man chowder, skeet skeet skeet, baby batter, baby gravy, baby glue

You’re locked tight when you see the two lines on the pregnancy test.

by Clamchowder69420 June 21, 2025

locker

A slang term derived from the Indonesian backronym "loker", which humorously stands for "lowongan kerja", meaning "job vacancy". It is used to refer to job opportunities or places where job listings are posted, often in a lighthearted context.

I just checked the locker for the latest job vacancies—fingers crossed I find something good!

by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025

locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:

Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Lockness

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025

Luckiest man alive

Jacob is the luckiest man alive because he has the best girlfriend and future wife ever. The most amazing woman in the world.

Jacob is the luckiest man alive to have Alyssa

by JTHOMAS December 2, 2025

Locked in

In modern slang, “locked in” means being highly focused, fully engaged, and performing at your best, especially in sports, gaming, or work. It describes a state where everything “clicks,” and you’re totally dialed into what you’re doing.

I am locked in to this project

by no1haterlol December 13, 2025