leather muppet 

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

leather muppet by TinaTwice January 11, 2008

lead pipe massage 

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.

lead pipe massage by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

Leap Of Filth 

The jump taken when one purchases pornographic images and/or videos from a dodgey looking website.

Guy 1: "Dude, look, unlimited access for only 20p."
Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."

Leap Of Filth by Jayisfap July 12, 2009

Leavehawk 

A mohawk worn by a military member while on leave, as a way to celebrate not having to abide by military standards while on leave.

"You heard Steve Jones came back from Iraq? I saw him the other day rocking a mean looking mohawk ."

"Thats Private First Class Jones, and it's a leavehawk!"

Leavehawk by Fried Chicken Baseball Bat January 24, 2010

leap lent 

For a Catholic, not observing Lent every 7th year or so. Real Lent is not really 40 days and 40 nights since it doesn't include the 6 Sundays that occur during it. So, you can skip Lent on the 8th year because you have "made up" for the 40 days by observing 46 days the previous 7 years. It is like a leap year, except for Lent. For instance, observe Lent for 2010 - 2016 and observe Leap Lent for 2017. The extra 2 days can be used differently depending on the Leap Lent observer.

I'm really looking forward to Leap Lent this year. The past so many years I've had to give up so much red meat for a month and a half for Lent and I'm sick of fish!

leap lent by flashwin April 27, 2010

Leaky Dave 

When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.

Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!

Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.

Leaky Dave by At Poly March 2, 2011

Lean and drag 

People shopping in a store who, the minute they get their hands on the shopping cart, can no longer remain erect. They lay on the cart for support while dragging their feet behind them.

The minute that woman grabbed that shopping cart, she started to lean and drag. It looks like she lost her spine the minute she grabbed that cart!

Lean and drag by SeaBee1 May 25, 2011