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turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
Storm is a hardcore turd knob
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
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boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016
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Juicy knob gobbler

That girl/boy who repetitively gobbles knob with some type of juice, this girl/boy could also be know as a cock gobbler
"That girl was gobbling some knob the other day"
Then one may se she is a juicy knob gobbler
by Oidyoi July 11, 2016
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raw knob

When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.
"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."
by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 18, 2017
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cob knobber

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler
Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"
by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017
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Slug knobbing

Continuing intercourse with you girl after ejaculating and your penis going flaccid.
Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.

Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
by helldarwinsfear April 3, 2017
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Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019
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