Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

latvian keyboard

Semi-mythical erotic game format originating from internet storytelling, in which a Latvian woman invites a male partner to consensually explore “every kink” in a randomized alphabetical order. The order of activities is determined by letters generated when her buttocks depress keys on a computer keyboard while being physically supported above it by the partner, typically during mutual kissing.

Yo twin, we gonna latvian keyboard tn right?

by EdNBD January 31, 2026

give her the keyboard

Perform coitus

I gave her the click clack whip whack

What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard

Ohh

by Nuhdge December 6, 2016

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

Dust off of the keyhole

Female Masturbation

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?

by dontlookatmeimtooinnocent May 28, 2017

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019