mike jones 

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"

mike jones by spitinacopsface March 8, 2007

Davy Jones’ Locker 

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.

wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy Jones’ Locker now-a-days!

Davy Jones’ Locker by bcoe January 31, 2008

Landry Jones 

Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner

Dude 1: "How can that guy get away with that stache?"

Dude 2: "It's only because it's a Landry Jones--fear the stache, man"

Landry Jones by STM10 September 20, 2009

phil jones 

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Mr Jones 

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

Mike Jones 

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

Mike Jones by Sally March 10, 2005

Crick Jones 

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head

Watchu lookin at crick jones?????

Crick Jones by RLOVE March 4, 2003