Joey Zezza
A word often used for someone who has severe brain damage and can’t comprehend anything said to them.
Joey Zezza by EPEOEOEO May 1, 2023
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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo
Moe: What's his name?
Homer: Joey Joe-Joe Junior...Shabadoo?"
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
(A man is sitting on the other side of the bar runs off crying after he hear Moe say that.)
Homer: Joey Joe-Joe Junior...Shabadoo?"
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
(A man is sitting on the other side of the bar runs off crying after he hear Moe say that.)
Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo by Ohenry July 20, 2005
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Joey Jordison
Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
Joey Jordison by Wormaldson July 11, 2009
Joey Orgler
Who can only be described as despicable and amazingly alive mistakes of afterbirth, Joey Orgler((s) when including both 2 & 3) are terroristic posters on the website herein. Common spoutings of this (these) delinquent(s) include the subjugation of inner-city gang culture, the overexposure of sexual slang (both mainstream and the really hardcore shiiiihh) and the constant verbal berating of the professional wrestlers John Cena and David Bautista.
Joey Orgler by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008
Joey The Spider Monkey
A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
Joey The Spider Monkey by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
Joey Pearson
A semi-famous pop/R&B singer from Hinesville, Georgia, but currently living in San Diego, California. He was a semifinalist on the popular talent show Star Search, and has performed at venues such as the House of Blues and the Del Mar Fair in San Diego. He also appeared on a Christmas episode of Jenny Jones' talk show. Contrary to popular belief, Joey is not homosexual, but he has admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with several men.
Joey Pearson by JPisTehRox0rz December 14, 2008