Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

jesusified

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified

by shadowjedi November 11, 2003

jesus chin

A dumb ass shrub with a chin so ugly Jesus would hate it. This dudes chin looks worse than fricken kazoo kid on crack.

Look at dat fool, he gots a Jesus chin. DUMB JEW

by Definition demon February 11, 2017

tastes like jesus

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

Jesus was a nigger, too

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.

If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

by Charles Chin Tao Horton August 2, 2006

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 1, 2006

Jesus Nugs

marijuana of the godly type not to be compared to swa or swagg. they have a heavnly glow and a light from the sky shines on you when smoked. then you climb the beanstalk and enter the field of Jesus NUgs

Hey man lets go talk to Christ and get some of his Jesus Nugs.

by Bongman December 23, 2004