There are two species of jessicas. The first being the sweet innocent girl next door
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
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Get the Jessica mug.The most hated person in the world , No one likes her , she always was in mess , Girls names who start with E even didn’t like her , she would probably have 2 to 3 kids and would treat them dirty except the last one . She can never keep a man and leaves her kids , but I guess when you get to know her she can be cool , calm and collected! 😬
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She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.
GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
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Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
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