Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a basketball legend god but he has a small penis than hides under his belly that nigga will never get pussy #dieavirgin.

Jeremiah is a bitch.

by BigWeeweee May 21, 2018

Jeremy

The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate

e.g.

"What's up Jeremy?"

Or

"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.

by i8mypenis July 6, 2010

Jeremy

Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act!

Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful

by fb2003 August 21, 2011

Jeremiah

Loves video games and anything nerdy. Thinks hes an emo kid. His funny stories aren't funny. He thinks playing the guitar in a band makes him cool and he will make it big, but he won't. He will always just work in the electronics department at your local walmart or something like it. He is a total creeper, so beware. His girl jeans are so tight, his eyes are practically popping out of his head. Avoid if possible.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

by Lynka February 26, 2010

Jeremy

Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.

Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.

by el dudarino March 3, 2011

Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.

Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill

by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016

Jeremy shipman

A weird man. He is a Mexican man with many tastes. He is a thief of many varieties. Likes his friends and will be nice then back stabs you at any minute.

That man at the store looked like a Jeremy shipman.

by RandomPerson2447 January 23, 2017