A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand
Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......
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