karbear8459's definitions

hoe bagged

v. when your car gets hit from behind

Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.

by karbear8459 May 12, 2017

rocked

synonym of stoned

bruh, I'm rocked af.
I just ripped the bong, I'm rocked.

by karbear8459 November 4, 2016

brotox

when you and your pal get together and bro out and go get botox together

hey man, we should totally go brotox later

by karbear8459 June 16, 2017

clit commander

good penis

dayum dat boy is packing a clit commander

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex

last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

jake miller

a situation in which you pretend to get offended by something someone says and you blank stare at them for 1-2 minutes before revieling you were fucking with them the whole time

I just pulled a jake miller on you dude, shoulda seen your face.

by karbear8459 March 29, 2017

fetus

small child who you are not sexually attracted to yet do to lack of puberty, usually travel in packs

jimmy is such a fetus.

by karbear8459 December 4, 2014