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jordanphobia

A fear of people named Jordan, or anyone named Jordan in general.
Person One: "Hey, have you seen Jordan?"
Person Two: "They scare me, I HAVE JORDANPHOBIA!"
jordanphobia by jordanarino March 6, 2021
A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :]
Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.
Jordan by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
Jordan by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021

Jordan Schlansky kink 

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.
Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.
Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
Jordan by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

jordan 1 

A shoe that released in 1985 by Michael Jordan Also is now one of the best selling shoes
Person: yo bro I got myself a pair of Jordan 1’s
Person 2: nicee what pair u got?
Person: Chicago’s bro I bought them off stock x
jordan 1 by Anti$ocial August 8, 2021