Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

Jizz Jar by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009

Jizz Ball 

A ball of jizz. It is also known as a wordcum ball or a wordsemen ball.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.

Dude, you got a jizz ball in my hair!

Jizz Ball by Big and Sexy Pete July 30, 2003

jizz'n gore 

When you wank so hard that your dick starts to bleed so when you cum, your blood mixes with it thus creating jizz'n gore.

"oh man, I just wanked so hard that a load of jizz'n gore went everywhere!

jizz'n gore by Che Guevara and Adolf Hitler October 21, 2006

Jizz Lips

1) One who wears way too much lip gloss so much that it looks like someone jizzed on their lips

2) someone who enjoys giving head

1) Amanda looks like a skank with all makeup on; what a total jizz lips.

2) That is the third guy this week that she has blown in the drum closet...that jizz lips.

Jizz Lips by The Friendly Yellow Letters June 17, 2009

jizz master

someone who takes great delight in ejaculating his semen in urban areas such as built up towns/cities

Steve Giller was a jizz master because he spread his load in alot of places.

jizz master by Stu January 6, 2004

jizz mop 

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.

"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."

jizz mop by kurtsh September 7, 2008

jizz in a bowl 

when you ejaculate in a bowl (for eating soup or cereal) and then drink it

ian tried to make a remix of the song jizz in a bowl but failed horribly, and hes gay, ian dakotah.

jizz in a bowl by john joran ian lienhard November 24, 2009