instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013

Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)

Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.

by opeN5556 June 16, 2013

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

by thejokerstere December 27, 2015

instagram girl

A girl who is caught up in her likes and favorites to even notice what’s going on around her. Usually only dates guys who have as many Instagram followers and judges people based on their followers and likes. The type of girl to have 3,000 Instagram followers but 300 Twitter followers.

Tony: Hey you going to date Becky?
Mike: Nah dawg she was an Instagram girl I only had 500 followers so she wasn’t about it.

Tony: That’s whack g

by Realg100 January 28, 2018

instaghosted

when a Tinder match instantly deletes you

Diane was pissed after hunky Charley matched with her on Tinder only to find he was gone. “that cunt instaghosted me!” she yelled to her roommate

by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020

Instagram Model

Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.

"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."

by ammize February 3, 2021

Perverse Instantiation

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.

Define perverse instantiation

by Paragon98X January 1, 2022