ham-hawed

Another way to say that you are getting strong-armed into doing something against your will.

"My girlfriend ham-hawed me into going to a B2K concert at the fair tomorrow night."

by CFD November 5, 2005

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Shaved ham

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

by Massetti October 17, 2015

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Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

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Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).

chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.

'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 14, 2007

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shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

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plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

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