Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz

Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk

by Jdboyle2 September 1, 2016

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

gilderoy

A brave young man with beautiful hair, which is always on fleek. Gilderoy always knows a "funny" joke (honestly it's not at all but Gilderoy doesn't care because he's strong and powerful). Gilderoy is most time friendly (kind of) but can also get depressed or nervous so don't make him angry ;)

My hair is really important and means a lot to me. -Ah, your'e a Gilderoy, right?

by not important ;) January 19, 2017

Guidevantage

When, in a game of Dungeons and Dragons, one player has to perform a certain action (like a Rogue unlocking a locked chest), and two players help them to maximize chances of success (one by giving them Advantage, and the other using Guidance on them).

I'll open the lock, guys, give me Guidevantage.

by DarklordKyo August 6, 2017

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

gualdamiro

A sexy one of a kind Guatemalan who loves to eat chocolate while lying on the beach sand. He will make you fall madly in love with his sexy smile.

Gualdamiro is a one of a kind chapin.

by Mantayman September 22, 2017