Dirty Gamer

1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.

2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.

3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.

4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.

"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"

by JellybeansPlease April 21, 2020

Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.

Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks February 27, 2023

Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

gamer time

gamer time is gamer time. you cannot explain gamer time. gamer time is the building block of all gamers, the real reason we all have those cringy "single? taken? GAMER" shirts our grandma got us. gamer time is big gamer. gamer time is most likely 4:20 but it can differ.

only true gamers have their phone set to gamer time.

by Sparky_Cat October 30, 2020

Gamer Depression

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.

Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.

by wakapepo June 6, 2021

Gamer Habits

Bad habits that gamers and other hobby junkies develop when life gets in the way of their free time, such as skipping meals, sleeping late, and calling out from work.

Person1: Ay man, you look dead, what's up?
Person2: Gamer habits bro, I went to sleep at 6AM dude.

by D_Flow May 25, 2016

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008