futher

combination of mother fucker used in moments of extreme rage toward friends or yourself

U stupid ass futher!!

by riah March 21, 2003

Futard

1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

by losergrl March 16, 2008

future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006

Futro

Someone who is uber l33t hax.

He is totally a futro.

by Seuyt cf January 12, 2008

futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Future Ass

Ass that you predict to get in the future.

Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"

(later)

Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.

George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"

by ImAThirtyFourCee August 1, 2012

fute

Non-vulgar way of saying fuck.

Comes from futuō, the Latin word for fuck. Pronunciation is a blend of 'fuck' and 'shoot'.

Ah fute, I missed the 8-ball shot and lost!

by cosmic user August 29, 2017