Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Frum

A Frum is a Frumpy Mum...someone who has let themselves go since having children

That's it, I've turned into a Frum

by Karin Cad December 28, 2015

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

Frulp

When you have sex under water

I frulped Heather in the tub last night

by TrodTheLrod May 21, 2016

Flumpacted

The state or quality of being flummoxed and having it impact a life decision without your consent

"Don't blame me! I was flumpacted by her flumpactalisious butt!"

by Laria Tonx July 17, 2016

flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016