The
act of collapsing onto something or someone
like a
sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.
Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING
DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing
like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
