flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

flash

sucky software developed by macromedia/adobe
Also: see fail

wtf??! where did that random line come from? god i hate flash

by heffer101 March 10, 2008

Gap-flash

When a woman (or possibly a man) wears a button-down shirt that is a little too tight, resulting in the fabric straining at the buttons, and forming a gap. This allows friends, family, and/or the general public to have a glimpse of your side-boob.

"Oh man! That girl should really put a sweater on."

"Why?"

"Because she's totally gap-flashin' the entire coffee shop!"

by america's cynic January 27, 2010

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Flash Tan

When you take a selfie on snapchat and the flash is on there for making you look pale as Casper

I had really good lighting and a great angle but it was all a waste because of an accidental flash tan

by Netflix4lyfe May 2, 2016

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025