Definitions by LauraBlu
Hind Lava Sad Spa
When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
Hind Lava Sad Spa by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
Flash Porn
I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.
Flash Porn by LauraBlu October 12, 2025
AHNA
A hot chick with a crude sense of humor. A sexy woman who uses her vocab from the Urban Dictionary in virtually all situations. A fine lady who is fascinated by all things related to the Lincoln Log, Cincinnati Central Air and any similar details from our Nation's heritage.
At thanksgiving dinner, Ahna offered her bidet for me to give my prison wallet a jacuzzi butt boost. Once I finished playing snake charmer in her texting office, I realized this fine rectal rinse will come in handy after our weekly douchy, because Raman noodles get everywhere and grape Kool-Ade stains.