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Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009
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Filthy Sknowcone

While a person is either unconcious or sleeping or incampasitated you insert a funnel into their butt hole then you pee into the funnel so that when they wake up or become concious they have an ass full of piss, and shall regret falling asleep forever
Ah man I woke up this morning and my ass was going slosh slosh slosh... I got a filthy sknowcone
by jesusisnextdoor October 16, 2009
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Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD
Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!
by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010
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Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010
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Filthy Napper

When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.
What a filthy napper that hairy old woman is!
by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010
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Filthington

A person who is of a filthy nature, ie filthy looking or a filthy person in general.
charlie gard is a filthington and so is sophia because they are horrid.
by wahwahwahwieh July 25, 2010
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FILTH

noun: Father I'd Like To Hump. Counterpart to the MILF.
Oh, how cute. Look at that hot dad with his kids. Damn, he's a FILTH!
by Martina5 August 8, 2010
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