a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines
I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.
by Toph23 July 12, 2009
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by Bunny March 24, 2005
Get the bitch fest mug.Festa is a female dog's name. She is often easy to handle and very obedient. She walks very graceful, and is very nice.
by kikpo April 27, 2011
Get the Festa mug.by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
Get the fester mug.A closer bond then best friends,'besties'. Someone who is always around, so it seems as though you're not a loner. This person should also depend on you, sort of like a parasite.
by Tammy18 May 2, 2008
Get the Festies mug.Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
by Bazly January 1, 2010
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by skedge March 27, 2003
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