Sky Ferreira

A queen. She started out with music in the early 2010s posting music to MySpace and quickly rose to fame on Tumblr. Known for her song “Everything Is Embarrassing” and her album “Night Time, My Time”. She usually shows up to her shows a minimum of 2 hours late and mumbles half the lyrics but her music makes you feel like you’re trying on jeans in an Urban Outfitters in 2014.

“I went to a Sky Ferreira concert last night!!”
“Omg how was it?”
“She arrived 3 hours late, slurred half her words, performed the entire show in the pitch darkness without a spotlight, and apologized roughly every 45 seconds.”
“What a queen. We must stan.”

by Lanadelrey2012 December 12, 2025

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022