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fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.
You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball
by Mikenoki April 29, 2006
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Too Faster Stripes

Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!

Technician: Ok!

technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...

Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!

thus the too faster stripes are born.
by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009
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Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).
John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
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fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom
Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 29, 2007
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fastfoodified

When any sort of food is turned into fast food.
I don't like Long John Silvers, fish just shouldn't be fastfoodified.
by ktmmazing March 21, 2009
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fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.
Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along
by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021
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