Florida

Hell

Florida is worse the hell

by Cheese is pretty epic June 7, 2023

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023

florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023

Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023