Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

by Not sick... yet January 21, 2017

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

FLU

acronym ; Fucking Love U

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.

by Jambake January 31, 2018

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 03, 2021

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 26, 2019

The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 02, 2019