boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out April 1, 2011

Farcebook

Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.

Scott took pictures with a rich mans Ferrari in the street, Strippers from Hustler, and someone's Mega yacht in Florida to upload on his Farcebook as his new relationship status and toys. The Ex will really regret dumping him all those years ago.

p.s. Scott is going to Paris for breakfast.

by slimtruth August 19, 2009

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

face burning

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.

He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 2, 2009

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009