Dot

The cunt

So I was sitting in the kitchen and Dot the cunt came in

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Red dot

When you put menstruation blood on men's legs

My friend got a red dot

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Dukey Dot

When your chocolate dessert somehow gets on the center of your forehead in a perfectly circular shape like a soft chocolate chip and your dining guests think you are in a confectionary cult.

Dude….what’s that Dukey Dot on your forehead?

by Beckybob June 24, 2023

No dot

You’ve displayed a lack of courage

Jimmy fat fingers won’t shiv Nutters, he’s got no dot

by AndrewTheBitchThomson June 26, 2023

red-dotting

When you stubbornly keep using a red dot sight on a weapon even though you know you have an astigmatism. You can use the term when you’re being extremely stubborn to your detriment. Military term

SGT, you’re shooting like shit.. why you red-dotting??

by Brz123 June 29, 2023

K-Dot

my glorious king

“K-dot is my GLORIOUS king🤩🤩”

by youareamonkey September 25, 2025

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025