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The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"
by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017
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Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.
Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.
by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017
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Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.
person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything
by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022
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Dirty Adan

The act of sneezing, and cumming at the same time resulting in a heavy nose bleed which is then used as lubricant for round two.
Dude I had my first dirty Adan and now I don’t think I can go back.
by The OG dirty Adan May 5, 2021
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Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
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dirty lyndsay

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.
by KingThem December 4, 2020
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Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
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