Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

cooked

something you are. 💀

jake: bro im cooked.
rev: oh? i've always known tho.

by Yourlocalmom March 15, 2025

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jamari: Zana and I thought we would try something new. We thought we have a pajama cooking date.
Nico: Between your cooking dates and now your pajama cooking date, do you even manage to get any food cooked.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011