Crooked Niner

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

by Apophis December 28, 2003

rice cooker

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

by benjaminquacvo April 3, 2008

crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Pressure Cooker

A dutch oven done under a weighted blanket.

My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.

by Linguist-King April 23, 2020

cooker

a word greg furey made up

what the fuck is a cooker?

by jimmy123321 January 2, 2009

Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011