Cocaboner

Cocaboners.:ie:adjective: When a rock hard boner is covered in cocoa. Or in excrements.

Dude. My cocaboner is so hard.

Cocaboner TIME!

by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011

Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.

Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.

by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011

cocambrase

It's a lame name of cucumber given by former Apple. (Now it's name also a cocambrase).

u ate cheese, cookies and cocambrase.

by jestalnar May 12, 2011

cocan

Welsh slang for describing someone as being "awesome"

"Dude, you're such a cocan"

"Ti mega cocan sdi"

by DaWelshGuyInYourStreet November 27, 2012

comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

Coca-Cola

The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.

American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .

by FergillusionZ December 10, 2015

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015