Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

Can I Come? by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

im about to come

A reaction to seeing something really cool!

Cameron sees Johns easter project, "IM ABOUT TO COME"

im about to come by imblack666fuck April 6, 2023

AW, COME ON! 

WHAT!.....WHY!.....OHH NO!

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?........AW, COME ON!
I KNOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!...AW, COME ON!
NOT AGAIN!?...........................AW, COME ON!

AW, COME ON! by THE VOICE RAY! February 11, 2022

why come 

The retarded ghetto way of saying how come.

Why come I can't get my food stamps?

why come by Antoniown December 14, 2009

Goodie come outteh

Phrase created by Emile Morgan: This language is formally known as Emilian and that's on periodt. It can be most commonly used when you are looking peng or you see that your friend is, and to hype them up you say "goodie come outteh"

*you see your best friend Sarah, walk out wearing a sexy dress*
You: "goodie come outteh. Looking leng babes. periodt "
Sarah: Thank you

Goodie come outteh by btech_dicktionary March 24, 2020

Where do hamsters come from? 

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

Where do hamsters come from? by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

Where do cows come from mommy? 

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

Where do cows come from mommy? by Where the frogs February 24, 2017