Cheap Mayo

The act of rubbing a penny on the tip of your penis until ejaculation.

She anit give me none, so I got some cheap mayo.

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 12, 2024

cheapza

Cheap pizza

When some people order pizza it can be more like cheapza almost like what Chuck E Cheese has but not always

by TurkeyFuck16 January 19, 2024

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024

Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

by shan onyx May 1, 2024

cheapfake

A term coined by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to convince voters that what they are looking at is somehow not real.

A deepfake is a video of Biden talking about how he likes to have cucumbers shoved up his ass, while a cheapfake is a real video that makes Biden look like a dementia patient that we are supposed to believe somehow isn’t real.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2024

cheapfake

A quote or video that is real, but framed or edited to mislead others about what truly happened or was said.

"I thought that Uncle Bill had said he would buy me a new grill, but that was a cheapfake. He said he'll buy me a new grill if I dump my black girlfriend."

by LarryGoogle June 18, 2024

Cheapfake

When someone misspeaks while trying to say "deepfake" and is too proud to admit they made a simple mistake.

Could also refer to something that was faked cheaply, such as using edited footage to disprove unedited footage. However, this usage has not been recorded at this time.

Speaker: That live, uncut footage of a politician is a cheapfake.
Listener: Did you mean "deepfake"?
Speaker: No, I'm perfect and never make mistakes. "Cheapfake" has always been a word.

by anonymous June 18, 2024