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closer

An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:

"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."

"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."

"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."

"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."

"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 5, 2006
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Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009
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closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan
by penn state hater December 3, 2011
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Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
by id13 July 18, 2011
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closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know
andy cooley is a closet fag
by mr peepers August 29, 2006
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Up Close and Personal

All up in someone's face.Or really close and in someone's bussiness!
*sits next to Jairo at ThElement* DAMN JAIRO, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!
by Lala and Alexis November 18, 2005
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Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively
by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009
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