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press check

The act of pressing ones hand on a supposid girls crotch to check for a penis. This act is to help discover if a "woman" is truely a tranny or not.
The term press check was lifted from the firearm community when dealing with firearms. In this form, the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber. Similar to the the other definition -- Checking to see if the "girl" is loaded.
"What!?! You got blown by a tranny in Thailand? You didn't do a press check before you dropped trow? I call bullshit, faggot!"
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Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009
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Snipe check

The act of a first shot miss in battle or on a FPS game
or
The act of missing to attract the attention of a player or target to get them to move to a better fireing position.
Gamer 1 "Oh man I snipe checked that tank and got owned!"
Gamer 2 "STFU n00b"
Gamer 3 *Has other sniper and head shots gamer 1 and 2*
by Andrew116 November 9, 2008
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stripper check

when you pay for something with all one dollars bills. comes from people giving strippers ones at a strip club.
wow thanks for the stripper check for my birthday.

mike paid for the movies with a stripper check
by hero of anti April 5, 2008
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Cross Check

In hockey, it's a maneuver whereby an ice hockey player hits and pushes another hockey player with their ice hockey stick while holding the stick with both hands, with no part of the hockey stick touching the ice surface; performing a cross check.

In life, hit.
Jeff's mom was cross checked by his brother.
by Renley June 1, 2011
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motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012
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Ear phone check

When you put your finger in your ear to remove little wax in your ear before putting on earphones.
Alexander: ohhh danm carter next time do and Ear phone check before you put on my earphones. You got some wax on them.
Carter: my pleasure Alex.
by slickcj January 5, 2010
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