cactus sunset

Going down on a man after he has recently trimmed his pubic hair.

My man trimmed his bush last night so i treated him to a cactus sunset.

by Dishy lab November 16, 2016

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Caccolate

Caccolate means chocolate.

I wanna eat some caccolate please.

by acdows April 19, 2018

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

caca meme bullshit

Crock of bullshit that comes out of someone's mouth that knows absolutely Jack shit about what their talking about, but will try to take it for the sake of conversation: "kind of what I'm doing now!
Also Can mean: A giant crock pot of bullshit ass lies that fly from one's caca meme bullshit ass potty ridden guilt trip mouth.

hey did you hear What Tom Dick and Harry said about that bitchs pussy? They said it looked like a chewed up piece of bubblegum in a catchers mit, I think that's all a bunch of caca meme bullshit

by Murderous M.C December 13, 2017

Cackeeze

When you laugh so hard, you 'cackle' and 'wheeze' at the same time, thus creating the cackeeze.

"I'm cackeezing so hard! Thats so funny!" "I can't believe you cackeeze too!"

by Izzyyikes June 7, 2018

Cacoughany

The chorus of coughs of co-workers in open plan offices.

Once the recycled air spreads peak saturation of an airborne virus in a workplace you can expect to hear the cacoughany begin.

The cacoughany can be heard far and wide across the 24th floor.

Matt is the maestro of coughs in the coughffice with Kieran taking a hack at the rhythm section.

Henry, the chief instigator lung operator brings his own unique breath of hot air.

No one applauds.

Fuck, if we can't all be healthy. Let's at least laugh about it.

by Kiz... June 27, 2018